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Oct 1

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Sep 30

jpnvines:

怖い映画見た後はだいたいこういう感じ#horror#movie#comedy#あるある 〜 ROCKY

It’s mostly like this after watching a scary movie #horror#movie#comedy#あるある 〜 ROCKY

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“HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake”
Dirtbag Zeus on thetoast.net (via laurencombeferre)

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Sep 29
rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

UCC represent!

rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

UCC represent!

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whatshouldgamerscallme:

When someone randomly attacks an NPC without trying out diplomacy:

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dungeongrind:

Stephen Colbert is my nerd hero.

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neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

neopetsilluminati:

sometimes a lucky soul is spared 

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

skeletonmeme:

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch

hes chillin

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

skeletonmeme:

bandgeek1207:

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch

hes chillin

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